Riley is absolutely hilarious these days, I really need to keep a notebook with me at all times to capture what she says because I forget half of the funny things that she says. Here's a few of my favorites so far.
Last night she earned her 5th smiley face for good behavior and listening which meant she earned her latest prize, a set of beads to make necklaces with. When we told her she got her 5th smiley face and that the prize was hers she said "Oh my gosh, I don't believe it!"
Then later last night Marc said to her: "Riley, Sunday is Mother's Day, what should we do for Mommy?"
Riley: "We should probably get a card."
Then I asked her: "Riley, did you make me something for Mother's Day at school?"
Riley: "No, maybe next time though."
And by far my favorite Riley-ism: My company is getting rid of their fleet cars and going to a monthly reimbursement and lucky me got picked for Wave 1 of the transfer of programs so I have to get a new car by May 29. Currently, I let Riley have a snack in my car whenever she wants but when I get my new car I am changing the rules and there will be no snacks so I've been prepping her for the change for about a month now. So we were driving home from day care last week and Riley said: "When I get bigger I'm going to get a big car and I'm not going to have rules because I like snacks. But you need to sit next to me because I don't know how to drive yet."
I know there are way more, I just need to start writing them down right away! She seriously makes us laugh with her logic and the way she puts stuff in context!